loo cctv

in stockholm at the moderna museet, i experienced a very peculiar form of toilet anxiety. outside the loos was a tv screen flashing cctv images of urinals, sinks, and even the inside of a toilet cubicle. i felt a bit nervous as i went in to the loo, thinking it was some sort of lottery whether people outside would see ME on the toilet, then persuading myself that i was (wo)man enough to be seen on cctv, on the toilet, by other toilet goers. or maybe in Stockholm thats just part of regular toilet etiquette, watching each other do toilet... weird. anyway, all these thought came flooding to me in about 5 seconds, and soon a wave of relief came as i began to see little models of toilets sinks and urinals in little display boxes on the wall with a camera pointing in. It was so funny i pissed myself.